DOTDOTDOT.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU...

1You won the lottery:
GO SHOPPING!

2You caught your BF/GF is cheating you with your best friend:
THTS JST FUCKED UP. NGAMUK KT DUADUA EKOR LA.

3You saw someone hitchiking on highway:
KEEP DRIVING . HAHA.

4You caught a friend stealing from you:
NEVER LEAVE MY PURSE NEAR HER.

5You witnessed a murder:
BGTAU POLICE LA :D

6A random stranger offered you ice cream:
THNKS BUT NO THNKS. WALK AWAY .

7MySpace is closed:
USE FACEBOOK.

8You learned that there wont be internet anymore:
PROBABLY CRY.

9You learned your best friend has a crush on you:
TELL HIM I LIKE HIM TOO IF I DO AND CKP NK KWN JE LA IF TK.

10You found a wallet without an ID and fully loaded with $$$$:
KEEP IT . DUHH.